Since I don't get to Cons much, are there any Authors/Artists/Satirists/Etc seeing this who would sign a CAH blank for me? Please message your mailing address and what remuneration would be required.

ysabetwordsmith 's next poetry fishbowl!

http://ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com/1866380.html

For those of you who have heard me rave about The Monster House and the Periodic Table of Elementals, this is who does them.  
Alex, if you're reading this, this is the lady who did the poem I brought to you at OKRF.